How Can Europe Not Like Vodka?

We here at the Schlager Systems were well shocked with Morena not making it to the final last night! It is a euro-travesty! All that bloody boring Eastern Europe shite that got through. Well at least it's a Scandinavia fest in the final, our favourites being Charlotte and Euroband, although we do happen to love Maria Haukaas Storeng too! What the fuck was Finland all about?